We’ve seen loads of Royal Wedding memorabilia – tea towels, china plates, mugs, flags, stickers…and TBH, so many women are jealous of soon-to-be-princess Kate Middleton that we’re kind of surprised we haven’t seen a commemorative football with her face on it.
There are four women, though, who probably wouldn’t want a football with Kate’s face on, oh no, dahling. They’d find it tasteless, and would probably prefer a lacrosse/hockey/[insert other posh sport ball] to bash about while thinking of ruddy lucky Miss Middleton is.
These four ladies are Prince William’s exes, who are expected to leave the sports at home and act quite civilly (all curtseys and ma’ams) on the Royal Wedding day. Why? Because, according to the Daily Mail, they’ve ALL been invited to the big event!
Isabella Amaryllis Charlotte Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe (double-barrelling is like, soooo nouveau riche), who William had a thing for in 2004, has been invited. Isabella, inbetween counting the digits in her name, works as an actress, so you might recognise her from spooky ITV series Trinity. Or you might not.
Jecca Craig, who spells her name like that, has also received a gold-leaf invitation. She and Wills hooked up when they were 16 on her family’s game reserve in Kenya. The pair was so in luurve they staged a “mock engagement”, whatever that is.
Arabella Musgrave, who Wills dated before university, must have a tough skin to have accepted her invitation – their relationship was in tatters after he was papped groping a Brazilian in a Bournemouth nightclub when they were meant to be going out!
And finally, Wills’ first love, Rose Farquhar, an actress and singer who we’ve never seen act and never heard sing, shall be attending on the happy day to wish the couple.
Oh, but it’s vary vary civil and noice in those circles, yah. Even Kate’s inviting exes Willem Marx and Rupert Finch, just to show how bally nice she can be. Golly gosh!
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